"god hates fangs"

...but I love them

continued ......

Buffy: What are you doing here. Five words or less.
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk ... Bitch.
No Place Like Home

"Life's not a song
Life isn’t bliss
Life is just this
Its living.

You'll get along
The pain that you feel
you only can heal
by living ... "
~~ from Once More With Feeling

Bored now.

Xander-"A black eye heals, Buffy, but cowardice has an unlimited shelf life."

Ethan Rayne : "Now this may sting a little, just at first. But don't worry, that'll go away once the searing pain kicks in"

Buffy "I think I speak for everyone when I say "huh"?

Angel : "The elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me: they restored my soul."
Buffy : "What, they were all out of boils and blinding torment?"

"Neural clamping. That sounds skippable." -- Xander

"We can't run, that would be wrong. Could we hide?" -- Willow

Cup of tea, cup a tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea. Demon monks. Shoulda gone to Vegas.
--Spike describing Giles' life

Cordelia (to Buffy) "Whatever's causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain. Spank your inner moppet. Whatever."

Anya: A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Spike: You know, you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone, and you're like... I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses, you know?
-Where the Wild Things Are

Xander -
"I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."

Cordelia - "What is your childhood trauma?!?!"

"Oh, I see you. A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strength, his vision, his glory. That, and burning baby fish swimming all around your head"

Xander: And was there a lesson in all of this? What have we learned about beer?
Buffy: Foamy!
Xander: Good. Just so that's clear.
Beer Bad

[Buffy fighting with Hus slices him with his knife. This leaves a cut.]
Buffy : Your knife can kill you.
[Hus turns into a large bear.]
Buffy : A bear!
Spike : You made a bear!
Buffy : I didn't mean to.
Spike : Undo it! Undo it!
Xander : Hey, gentle ben, over here. (He starts throwing food at him.)That's for giving me syphilis.
Buffy stabs the bear in the back as he's distracted by Xander.]
Spike : What happened? Did we win?

Spike: Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink...
Angel: Spike...
Spike: Look at you.
Angel: Just turn around and walk away.
Spike: You're a--
Angel: Spike!
Spike: You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee, little puppet man!
Smile Time

You know what they say about payback? Well, I'm the bitch.

Want beer. Like beer. Beer good.
Xander: Beer Bad. Bad, bad beer. What the hell am I saying? Buffy, go home and go to bed.
Beer Bad

You have to help me find him. He must undo this, and then he needs a good being killed.
Spike: And I'm supposed to just help you out of the evilness of my heart?
A New Man

Bald Man:
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Yes, let's not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

Well, it's become quite obvious that Buffy doesn't need me. I don't say that in a self-pitying way. I'm, I'm quite proud, actually.
Willow: But what about the rest of us? We still need to be watched! Personally, I can't get through a day without a little hairy eyeball.
Buffy Vs. Dracula

Oz: Angel.
Angel: Nice surprise.
Oz: Thanks.
Angel: Staying long?
Oz: Few days.
Doyle: They always like this?
Oz: No, we're usually laconic.
In The Dark

Spike: [as Rachel] How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?
Spike: [as Angel] No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now, I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth.
[Rachel goes to touch Angel's hair] No, not the hair. Never the hair.
Spike: [as Rachel] But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?
Spike: [as Angel] No, helping those in need's my job, and workin' up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.
Spike: [as Rachel] I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so...


Spike: [as Angel] Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away.
-In the Dark

Spike: It's bollocks, Angel! It's your brand of bollocks from first to last!
Angel: You can't ever see the big picture. You can't see any picture!
Spike: I'm talking about something primal, right? Savagery, brutal animal instinct.
Angel: And that wins out every time with you. You know, the human race has evolved, Spike!
Spike: Into a bunch of namby-pamby, self-analyzing wankers who could never hope to triumph against--
Angel: We're bigger, we're smarter, plus there's such a thing called teamwork, not to mention the superstitious terror of your "pure aggressors"!
Spike: You-just-want-it-to-be the way you-want-it-to-be.
[Bewildered Wesley enters]
Wesley: Sorry. Is this something we should all be discussing?
Angel: [pauses] No.
Wesley: It just...sounds a little serious.
Angel: It was mostly...theoretical...We...
Spike: We were just working out a... Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
Wesley: .....Ah. You've been yelling at each other for forty minutes about this?
[Angel and Spike look at the floor]
Wesley: [thinks for a moment] Do the astronaunts have weapons?
Spike and Angel: No.
-A Hole in the World

Spike: Fuss, fuss. The thing was about to strike. It was on your back. What was I supposed to do?
Angel: Ask me to turn around.
Spike: Heat of battle. There wasn't time.
Angel: You just like stabbing me.
Spike: I—I'm shocked— shocked that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.
-A Hole in the World

Andrew: "Spike?"
Spike: "Oh, for the love of--"
Andrew: "Spike? It's you. It's really you! (sobbing) My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but...I knew you'd come back. (sniffles) You're like...you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh... he's alive, Frodo. (sobbing) He's alive."
-The Girl in Question

: [about the plants] I can no longer hear the song of the green.
Lorne: [to Wesley] You think that includes me?
-the Girl in Question




Welcome to my Whedonverse

aka JossIsGod
"this man wrote 80-ish % of my favourite quotes ever and created the BEST television show ever {Buffy} and created the second best television show ever {Firefly} and created an excellent show which could have become great {Dollhouse} and discovered and hired a group of the best actors ever to have gathered into a group {known as Whedonverse alum}"

you can probably see why I go with whedonverse-

SOME of the quotes
delivered with brilliance by every actor, written with brilliance x 1000 & almost always by Joss

Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Real love isn't brains, children. It's blood. It's blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Dru:I'll give you a seed if you sing...
Spike:The birds dead, Dru. You left it in the cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the
last one. (Dru pouts) Oh, I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad rude man. I just don't like you going out and all. You are weak. Would you like a new bird? One that's not dead.
--Lie to Me

Dru:Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example, and will have no cakes tonight.
--School Hard

Spike:I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and spent the next six hours watching my hand move.
--School Hard

Dru:Do you like Daisies? I plant them but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies...
--School Hard

Dru:I'm a princess
--School Hard

Buffy: Who are you?
Spike: You'll find out on Saturday
Buffy: What happens on Saturday?
Spike: I kill you.
--School Hard

Spike:got to do me one favor. (Gives Sheila to Dru.) Eat something.
Dru: (turns Sheila to the dolls.) You see, Miss Edith? If you'd been good you could watch with the rest.
--School Hard

Buffy: Do we really need weapons for this?
Spike: I just like them. They make me feel all manly
--School Hard

Spike: I was rash, and if I had to do it all over again... (breaks out in laughter) Who am I kidding? (stands up) I would do it exactly the same, only I'd do this... (grabs Colin)
Colin: No!
Spike: ...first! (He picks up Colin and throws him into a cage, and begins to raise it into the sun.) From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual... (stops pulling the chain) ...and a little more fun around here. (He gives one last pull on the chain, and Colin is exposed to the sunlight. His screams fade to nothing.) Lets see what's on TV.
--School Hard

  Dru:Everything in my head is singing...

Dru:I was dreaming.
Spike:Of what, pet?
Dru:We were in Paris. You had a branding iron.
Spike: I brought you something.
Dru: And there were worms in my baguette.
--What's my Line, part 2

Dru:Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
--What's my Line, part 2

Dru: Do you know what I miss? Leaches.
--What's my Line, part 2

Spike: Spike. You're that Anointed guy. I read about you. You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.
--School Hard

 Spike:(lets go of the man) I'm a veal kind of guy. You're too old to eat. (grabs his head and snaps his neck) But not to kill. I feel better.
--School Hard

Spike: Slaaayer! Here, kitty, kittyyy. I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna suck 'em dry. And use their bones to bash your head in. (kicks a door open.) Are you getting a word picture here?
--School Hard

Spike: A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
Dru: You'll kill her, and then we'll have a nice celebration.
Spike: Yeah, a party.
Dru: Yeah. With streamers... and songs.
Spike: How's the Annoying One?
Dru: He doesn't want to play...
--School Hard

Dru:I'm naming all the stars
Spike:You can't see the stars love. That's the ceiling. also its day.
Dru:I can see them. But I've named them all the same thing, and there's terrible confusion...

Dru:You don't want to kill her, do you? (pokes Miss Edith's eyes.) You want to hurt her. Just like you hurt me.

Dru: I brought something for you. (Carrying a dog.) Poor thing, she's lonesome. Her owner died...without a fight. Do you like her? I brought her specially for you to cheer you up, and I named her Sunshine.

Dru: Why Angel, where have you been? The sun is almost up, and it can be so hurtful. We were worried.
Spike:No, we weren't.

Dru: Miss Sunshine tells me you had a visitoy today. But she worries. She wants to know what you and the bad teacher talked about.

Spike: Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends beds.
Dru: But spike, the bad teacher was going to restore angel's soul.
Spike: And what if she did. If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old buffywhipped Angelus. This new and improved version is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed off slayer.
Angelus: Don't worry, roller boy, I've got everything under control.

Spike: It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us.
Angelus: If you don't like it, Spike, hit the stairs and go. Take a stand, man.
Spike: Well, our old place was just fine 'til you went and had it burned down.
Angelus: Things change, Spikey. You gotta roll with the punches. Well, actually, you pretty much got that part down, haven't you?
--I Only Have Eyes for You

Spike: You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated.
Angelus: What do you know about it? I'm the one who was friggin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you.
Dru: What was it? A demon?
Angelus: Love!
--I Only Have Eyes for You

Angelus: Let's get outta here. I need a real vile kill before sunup to wipe this crap out of my system.
Dru: Of course. We'll find you a nice toddler.
--I Only Have Eyes for You

Try to have fun without me. ( Angelus and Dru leave.)
Spike: Oh, I will. (He slowly rises from the wheelchair, fully recovered.) Sooner than you think.
--I Only Have Eyes for You

Dru: I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth. But then the Moon started whispering to me... All sorts of dreadful things.
--Becoming, part 1

Dru: At the museum. A tomb... with a surprise inside.
Angelus: You can see all that in your head?
Spike: No, you ninny. She read it in the morning paper.
--Becoming, part 1

Spike: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
--Becoming, part 1

Spike: Let me guess. Someone pulls out the sword...
Angelus: Someone worthy...
Spike: Mm. The demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues.
Dru: He will swallow the world.
--Becoming, part 1

Spike: (sing-song) Someone wasn't worthy.
--Becoming, part 1

Spike: Hello, cutie.
--Becoming, part 2

Spike: We like to talk big. Vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?
--Becoming, part 2

Joyce: Have we met?
Spike: Um... you hit me with an ax one time. Remember? Uh, 'get the hell away from my daughter.'
Joyce: Oh. So, do you, uh, live here in town?
--Becoming, part 2

Spike: Dru bagged a Slayer? She didn't tell me! (to Joyce, smiling) Hey, good for her! (gets a look from Buffy and loses the smile) Though not from your perspective, I suppose.
--Becoming, part 2

Spike: Now, now, don't let's lose our temper.
Angelus: Keep out of it, sit 'n' spin.
Spike: Look, you cut him up, you'll never get your answers.
Angelus: Since when did *you* become so levelheaded?
Spike: Right about the time you became so pig-headed. You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet. There are other ways.
Angelus: Enlighten me.
Spike: Hmm. Drusilla? Sweetheart? Do you want to play a game?
--Becoming, part 2

Angelus: Blood. Of course. The blood on my hands must be my own. I am the key that will open up the door. My blood. My life. Okay. Kill him.
Spike: Uh, but what if he's lying?
Angelus: Yeah. Good point. Alright, don't kill him. You know, I kinda like having you watch my back. It's kinda like old times. (They both look over at Drusilla, still kissing Giles.)
Spike: Uh, Drusilla...
Angelus: Honey...
Spike: We are finished here, ducks.
Dru: Sorry. I was in the moment.
--Becoming, part 2

Spike: I don't want to hurt you, baby. (Drusilla grabs him by the throat and shoves him into the wall. He slaps her arm aside and punches her in the face.) Doesn't mean I won't.


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